Is Perrilloux Cajun For Vick?

A little college football for all you out there. First and foremost, Ryan Perrilloux got booted off the LSU team today for unspecified reasons (cough * drugs * cough). This guy has been playing fast and loose with the rules ever since stepping foot on campus. He was involved in fights at nightclubs, using fake ID’s (to try to get into a casino), and was on the fringes of a counterfeiting investigation. Plus, he skipped team meetings and classes and showed up late to workouts. WHAT THE HELL?!?! Did anyone both to tell this punk that he was destined to be the starting QB of one of the best teams in the country? I hate when great athletes piss away talent (the Vick Disease). How tough is it to go to class, stay away from unsavory people, and show up on time to practice? Someone buy this kid a fucking watch. He lead LSU to victory in the SEC Championship Game last year and now the closest he’ll get to the team is selling programs on game day. Good riddance to bad rubbish.

I’m more than a little worried about my Clemson Tigers. I know at the end of last year I was all balls out about there chances this year, but know I’ve had the long, cold New England winter to think it over. Sure, they have most of their offensive firepower returning, but there are still question marks. The first one is there offensive line. It’s more suspect than the President Roslin’s health on BSG. Second is the extremely inexperienced linebacking core. Third, and most importantly, this team can’t handle high expectations. When they get into must-win situations, they fold faster Peyton Manning against the Florida Gators. I mean, look at the BC game last year for a prime example. I just want Rob Spence to remember one thing. DON’T FORGET TO CALL WIDE RECEIVER SCREENS AND INTERMEDIATE PASSES. For some reason, he’ll start calling fly patterns to Aaron Kelly followed by 1 yard dives by James Davis. Gee, it didn’t work the first 20 times you called it, how about mixing it up!

One more note. I noticed that Mark Sanchez got named USC’s starting QB. I guess the stink job he posted last year wasn’t enough for Carroll to put in Mustain at QB. I mean, God forbid we get a little competition in camp. I wouldn’t trust Sanchez to start my car, let alone start for USC. I have a bad feeling about this. The Pac-10 will be inconsistent at best this year. I just have a feeling. All the pimping I did for the conference for the past 5 years will be worthless. Thankfully, no one listened to me back then. Now, I have a faithful audience of two people. You guys rock.